Adventures in Food
Halloween Meatball Mice
Warning: These little critters look like, well, real little critters.
I had a vague idea of creating meatballs that looked like mice as a Halloween gag for my kids. I mentioned the idea to my husband, stuck him with the ingredients and then headed out to pick up my oldest daughter at a trick-or-treat party. When I returned, my younger two children were just giggling and my husband had a mischievous smirk on his face.
“They look so gross,” he said.
Now, you should know that when left alone my husband can come up with some pretty inventive creations. A few years ago he disappeared into the garage after asking where I’d stashed some black fabric we had leftover from one of my daughter’s witch costumes. Jump to a couple hours later and he’d crafted a giant black widow spider using old wiring, a deflated basketball, the fabric and some red paint. Seriously, the spider was about 6 feet across! He positioned the spider just above our front door and of course added webs all around. The 5 year-old living two doors down refused to walk on our side of the street in the week leading up to Halloween and she didn’t even stop by our house for candy.
Back to the mice roasting in my oven—here’s what my husband did, enlisting my daughters as helpers. He molded the meatball mixture into mice bodies (think teardrop-shaped) then he cut tails using slivers of deli ham. Olive pieces make up the eyes and once the meatballs were done baking he coated each one with spaghetti sauce. 
Ready for a yucky dinner? Hey, only in appearance, they tasted delicious.
Directions for Mice Meatballs
Prep time: 25 minutes + 25 minutes baking
Servings: Around 5-6
Ingredients:
Meatball or meatloaf fixings
Spaghetti sauce
Spaghetti
Deli ham slices
Black olives
Using your favorite meatball or meatloaf recipe, mix together the meat and spice combination. [In this recipe cut out the vinegar, mustard, and Worcestershire sauce and add a teaspoon of dried oregano or basil to the meat mixture.]
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
Lightly coat a baking pan with cooking spray.
Working with about 2 ½ to 3 tablespoons of meat, form the mixture into a teardrop shape.
Line up the meatballs in rows on the baking sheet.
Thinly slice the deli ham into “tails.” Press a “tail” into the back end of each meatball.
Add fingernail-sized piece of cut black olives next to the “nose” part of the meatball. Press into place. Repeat with all of the meatballs.
Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until the meat is cooked through. 
Make the spaghetti noodles according to the package directions.
Brush warmed spaghetti sauce over each “mouse.”
Serve 2 or 3 mice meatballs over the spaghetti noodles and top with additional sauce.














about 2 years ago
LOVE these. Especially the ham tails. Makes me think of the Discworld dish “Rat onna stick”.
about 2 years ago
Eeew! (But in a fun way!)
about 2 years ago
I hope your kids appreciate what offbeat, fun parents you two are. Your household sounds like a riot.
about 2 years ago
So inventive and fun. And really ugly to look at (in a good way)!
about 2 years ago
Ah, I had to look that reference up. Our little critters do look pretty real (but not so big as a rat:) Then again, don’t give my kids any ideas for next year!
about 2 years ago
Yeah, that was my thought too.
about 2 years ago
We have our moments. Then again, last night it was Top Ramen.
about 2 years ago
Yeah, the pictures make them look even nastier:)
about 2 years ago
This is a riot. I bet your husband and kids had fun. All that was missing from this post was a soundtrack of giggles.
about 2 years ago
This is so fantastic. And SO SO GROSS. My girls are too sensitive for this (they are vegetarians and love animals) and would get totally upset about these meatballs BUT **I** LOVE LOVE LOVE these!!!
about 2 years ago
You are so funny! Wow, this is so realistic, it really would be hard for me to eat. Reminds me a bit of the guy who bakes bread that looks like body parts – so real looking!
about 2 years ago
Oh my, those are horribly real looking!
about 2 years ago
Wow – amazingly disgusting! And fabulous! I think I’d have a hard time eating those little critters. Maybe if I closed my eyes…
about 2 years ago
oh my gosh… I just made a whole boatload of meatballs for a cocktail party earlier this week. Would LOVE to have done this, but the guests would have run screaming. The tails really seal the deal, don’t they?
about 2 years ago
Eek! That is all I have to say.
about 1 year ago
I’m going to make these for my kids
about 1 year ago
They are soooo creepy looking. My kids thought they were hilarious.